Grown-Ups

It is often assumed that adults are boring.

(When I say adults, I am also including: Married People, Parents, and Men in that work consuming age gap of 25+.)

The reason behind this, is that its true.

Now Adults don't mean to be boring.. it just happens. This is because everything they do is boring, wither at work or at home being a mother, their lives circulate endlessly around this chore, and when they do stop for a breath, they tend to feel the need to Talk About It.

Talking About It, is the boring bit.

If you happen to be a listener, my tip for you, is nodding and smiling. (but don't over do it)
If you are the person who is talking, and you realise you are being boring, try the Open University (they have lots of interesting courses, even if you are not very educated) or you could always try a Religion, just be careful which you sign up too.

coppers and little robbers

children are very clever. more clever than adults.

I'm sure you have heard this saying "We were all children once"
what they really mean to say is that we were all clever once.
one thing they are extremly good at, is getting what they want with very little work involved in their part.
for example, sweets.
sweets mean nothing much to us now, but to children that magic word can freeze mind and body, it can turn you in to a slave or a master depending on how much you have of it.
now, children know that this most wonderous thing can be obtained by 2 ways.

the first is Grandparents, and the second is Money.

Money is wonderful concept for children, the idea of buying whatever you want, whenever you want it. And its a known fact that Grandparents and Parents are just swimming in money, piles and piles of it, where they get it children do not know, they don't really care, aslong as they can get it.

Now, if you have a child don't panic. If you are wise they can be fooled. First thing, don't teach them about money at a young age, second thing never give them any Notes. (paper money)

The other thing you should know is that to a child. Coppers (1p and 2p) are alot of money. This is gold to them, and why? cus of Penny Sweets.

I remember when I was little I was given some shiny coppers from my mum, which she didn't want. (I asumed she was so rich in Money, thats why she was giving it to me, for free) They were like gold to me, I would count them, clean them and carry them around, not showing them to anyone.

So using this knowledge, I first showed my siblings the Penny Sweets, then I showed them how you can obtain them (with Money) , and finaly showed them that if they some chores for me (like getting me a drink), they would get a handful of coppers..

green green mountains

now thinking about it I had a really nice dream lastnight (not so long ago dreaming). It was about my brother, now I dont usually dream about family members unless it is a nightmare where everyone is being useless.

->So I'm with my brother and we are camping, I'm slightly younger maybe its 2005. we head off with some snacks and mountainering gear and we start climbing a mountain, me showing my brother what to do, guiding him and teaching him as we go. we are chating and laughing as we go and when we get to the top, we just sit eating choc brownies, looking at the view and chatting.

was a really nice dream, and when I woke i relised how much I missed my brother, he is 12 and has reached that wonderful, long waited (by me) age, where you can have a actual conversation.
I think when I was 8, and i asked my mum "please can i have a baby brother" I really just wanted someone to talk and share things with (as well as playing) but I had to wait so long to actully be able to talk to him about something intresting, like Why do men have more hair in more places? etc

Mr Kicky

waking up now everyday at this time. its when Mr Kicky decides hes had enough dreaming and does some flip overs and elbow nudges.
he seems to enjoy bruising my ribs with his head , maybe he has a itch cus its non-stop moving over them.
most people think when you are being kicked its a good feeling...well it used to be, when it was small and not so often. now i dont know which is worse, being reapetedly kicked in the spine, kicked on my bladder or him turning over and i can feel limbs moving inside me not to mention i can see his head (lump under the skin) moving around.

also i find non pregnant teens staring at my tummy, maybe thinking they will see movement. which is rather anoying as it is pervy, plus omer never sees cus by the time his turned his head and said "What?" the baby stops to listen to his voice.

we now refer to the baby as Kitten. sadly cus the word baby sounds a big thing, a scary thing and a expensive thing.

new baby rebekah

so i now have a new baby cousin! of 8pounds and i think 12hours labour. born on boxing day!

omer sleeping

took this picture on the train back from cardiff, he was sleeping but kept straitening his head, and then it would slowly fall back down again. went on for ages, was so funny.

sleeping with hic-ups

i find it abuse yes ABUSE if anyone interupts my oprea listening time.
Im not being unresonable, its only a 3min song. and even if you are the postman bearing gifts, you just have to wait, like everyone else.
i'm also finding this automatic spell checker on blogger irattating. there should be an option that if you want it on or off. its like how am i supposed to express myself in my natrual way with this spelling thing going on?

so i guess i not updated in awhile, well im 6 months pregnant now, WARNING to people who at 6 months. its just downhill now. i have forgoton what it is like to sleep. its a new sleep now. its sleeping with hic-ups. and waking up for no reason but to turn over for the Other person inside to get comftable.
im sure there was 3 dinosaurs inside me lastnight not one baby.
my tummy was leaping about like something from aliean, it got to the point when i couldnt read while resting the book on my tummy cus he was jumping about so much.
and theres 3 months to go, i cant take much of this.

chocolate rambling

chocolate bars really depend on size.

for example this is what happened yesterday..

i was in the mood for a good chocolate bar, but all that was avalible was tiny individully wrapped chocolates. now the thing about these chocolates, are they not ment for Hunger eating, they more of Decoration, (plus if u take more than 2, people will think you are greedy).

Wrappers on Decrotive bars, are just a novelty, they usully make them shiny and make a crinkly noise when you take the wrapper off. But on a Hunger bar the wrapper is just a protection from people's teeth. (if they had no wrappers, people would be biting chunks out of them all the time) (and there would be no concept of getting a Whole bar)

so i eat one, and yup im still hungry.. so i try to calculate how many tiny bars to make up a big one, so i will feel not chocolate Hungry no more.

but in the end it makes no difference, cus u just dont feel full, (i think its reverse sicology, chocolate bar makers are very clever) the reason is that when you are eating a normal bar its big, and u See its big, plus u can See yourself eating it. but u cant do this with Decrotive bars, as they too tiny.

nightmares

had a really scary dream last night.

it started with me having contractions and my waters breaking, then we went to the hospital (NHS) and it was low staffed. there were 6 other pregnant wemon there with a partnet, and we was all waiting in a que, with number tickets. well i finally get through and im in bed in agony, and there are like only 2 midwifes avalible so whenever i call them they busy, omer then dissapears to get snacks and im like wot?.. theres no painkillers as the stock not arrive yet, and time passes and im like omg do i live here now?? theres no baby and no assistance and no one cares.. eventully this traine midwife comes and it turns out to be a pervy asain guy who is like 19. im like "well, is the baby coming?" he checks and says that i will be ready in about 7 hours time, and im really pretty.. so omer then socks him and i notice that im bleeding? i like shouting for help but no one is there, and omer is beating up the traine midwife..

im too scared to sleep now :s

second scan!

had second scan today, jean came with us. we waited and waited in the waiting room which is always seemingly forever.
didnt see anything for ages, omer really has the advantage since the tv screen is at his eye level. with me lying flat out i cant see anything at all - infurating!
after ages i get to see the baby, and saw him kicking and breathing, his little heart beating and a yawn, which obvoiusly means he already feeling bored in there.

window shopping

I have seen the weirdest names for shops in Cardiff. here are some examples..
nice but naughty - coffee shop
back 'n' sides - hair
chicken plus - fried chicken
burning fountain - clothes shop

first vist to Cardiff

cardiff it lovely, not as nice as cornwall but much nearer and better than manchester. yes i admit it, im in love with this new city and want to move. i'm thinkin all my friends in manchester should come vist cardiff so they will move here too.

fatima is singing ''old mac donald'' except her virsion is ''old maccy donald, having fun''
here is a pic of her --->

today i dunno what we are doing, but i hope we get to go out somewhere, yesterday omer take me to cardiff town, which is much wider and quiter than manchester, and we walked all over till i was tired.

Be Inspired, but how?

what should one do when run out of ideas? or wanting to do 2 conflicting things?
should i start again or keep going and hope it turns out okey?
why is there no website to find your idea path again?

everything seems to be about choices, and no one to guide me or advice me. what happened to my special advisor, and did she really have to leave?

lots of people ask for advice, but then they do the oppisete anyway, so whats the point?
might aswell tell them what they dont want to hear, cus thats what their ganna do.
is this life? or just a random slice of it?

Do we actully have a destiny? or a set path to follow? or is it just a bunch of random choices we make?

can you draw in your sleep?, i think it would be amazing if you could, i think when drawing i tend to concentrate too much. and it doesn't have to be perfect.

or does it?

charlotes web

so i have noticed this year there are more spiders around. and for some reason theres seems to be competition going on, on our bathroom celing. beacuse there used to be 5 spiders and then there was 3. i found the other 2, on the floor, quite dead. i dont know how they got to be dead. but i dont think they would have liked to die dropping from the celing. and i blame the bigest spider i think she murdered him.
now there is no court of law or justice for spiders. and since im the most often vistor that puts me up a notch, so she better be careful next time.

pee fuel

if pee was made into a car fuel then more pregnant ladies would have jobs.
And more people would get pregnant.
So if they made the law that you had to get married, there would be no problem of sex before marrage.

catch-up

right, now i know i not posted in ages. but alot has happened (yes thats my excuse)

like the wedding! and my first scan!

first - the wedding, It was fab, seriously the best day of my life. sorry i mean OUR lives. i keep forgeting.. the whole of it, well i never relised how many pictures actully are taken, espicaily of me, which required alot of standing. If i knew i would have been bare foot, as my jeweled heals dug in to me.. killing me.
so by the last few pictures, i was getting kinda crabby.. and you can see it in our wedding video lol.
anyway my pictures (our pictures) are on : http://www.flickr.com/photos/mintymoon/

the scan went fine, we could see this baby shaped grey blob moving and kicking, completly unaware of us. i dont know why i expected it to wave at me and say hi.

I got a slight bump yay! its small but mine :)

hospitals

If you watch tv you will know that the emergancy room is one of the most exciting places to be......WRONG
The thing about people who work in ermergancy room, is that they are not the ones with the emergancy, you are.
so they dont really care.

carrying a growing watermelon.

being pregnant is like carrying a small water melon that sits on your pelvis and on your bladder, and just gets bigger. The pressure of this melon causes a strain like period pain that is constantly there.
In the day its usully not so bad cus you can take your mind off it, but in the night it turns into a big fish and moves around every few seconds. So this therefore causes you no sleep, and lots of tossing and turning.

If you are ok with happening then go on get pregnant!

carrots - peeled, chopped, boiled, raw or even fried!

Hello all people who dont read/do read this blog.

I know i aint very good at updating this blog, and i have to be careful what i say just in case my mom reads it, and asks "whats up, why you feeling like that? awww big hug"
so, even tho im pregnant, hungry, pissed off about peeing all the time, i'm ganna try my hardest not to come on here and moan about my pregnancy.
what i can moan about is the fact i cant put any more pictures on this d*** site cus they askin for MONEY. nothing is free in this world. now if u wanna get a blog, i suggest blogger, but they have crap coustemer service, as in NO service at all.
so if you wanna see my baby scan pictures you will have to go on flikr.com/photos/mintymoon

phew, feels great letting all that out.

my meals today:

so talking about food, today for breakfast i had 3 waffles, 1 peice of apple crumble topped lavishly with thick custard and golden honey oh and 2 choc chip cookies.

one word YUM. consume time - 3 min

then at exactly 12.39 i got up and ate all the carrots we had in our fridge. (4 carrots)

weird questions in my mind:

1. how many cups of uncooked rice, and water, would be needed to fill a bath tub full of cooked rice?

2. why does the water in the tiolet always stay the same level, no matter how much water you put in?

ppl that answer these questions right and understandingly get a surprise prize!!

Things that anoy me today:

1. the fact that SomeOne keeps switching off the lights, so its pitch black and all the bugs come out.
2. everytime i go to the loo the window is open, so its frezzing cold and my butt turns to ice.
(why would someone do this at night?? do they want burgulars to get in??)

cars and money

People that have cars, forget what it is like to use a bus.
first of all, theres no point asking them how long it will take you to get there or here or how much it will cost or if the buses are fequent.


they will say "oh it wont cost u that much, maybe just a pound" - really being £3.

or "it wont take you that long, maybe 5 min" - really being 30 min, if a bus is just there when you get there.

or " oh yes the bus is every few min" - meaning every hour or 40 min.

these people* also dont understand money very much, they use plastic whereever they go, and dont understand the concept of loose change.

this is very frustrating, as some of us do not have a car or as much money.






* not all people are like this, just some.

things about our roommate that anoy me.

1. always leaves the seat up, and pees all over the top of the seat, so i have to touch it to put the seat down YUK.
2. leaves hair EVERYWHERE.
3. never empty's the bin.
4. never cleans the hob, surfaces, bathroom or kitchen floor.
5. steals the tiolet paper.

baby scan!!

so yesterday, i saw the baby!!!
first it looked abit like a potato, but then we could see the legs and arms waving, we could even see a lil nose!!
saw the heart beating, was about the size of a pea, omer kept looking and looking and smiling at me.

omer really is the coolest, but then again, he did say at least it was not his tummy.

the gelly wasnt so bad, was soooo nice to lie back and relax.

(i have put arrows identifing what it all is, after my mum said it looked like a tea cup and saucer)

full time job

as i am preggers, i am getting up late, and watching cartoons. i have found that thunderbirds comes on on channel 2.
but its a really creepy tv program. the strings dont bother me but everytime the puppets get something using there hands, u see human hands! and they gross and hairy. which really creepy cus they have no hair on their arms.

being pregnant is not easy. just going to the tiolet is a full time job, and i know cus i vist it every 20min.

today for breakfast i had scrambled egg with bread, and chocolate buttons.

yesterday i had a accident with my desk office chair, it hit my foot and cut it in a V shape. which really hurts. lots of blood escaped too.

for people who want to know how far i am in my pregnancy, its 3 months and one week.

Honeymooneness :) :)

right, so its a week after the wedding. and its sooooo relaxing, i feel almost too relaxed.
got the wedding video yesterday, which we watched and laughed at all the funny bits, and commented on how we looked.
the photos we have seen kinda, but we not picked the ones we like..my bounquet is dieing now and i want to wear my wedding dress every day!
i will put the photos on fickr, as soon as i get them.

last night i had a really strange dream, me, my family (including my grandparents and uncle's family) and the dysons, and me and omer were in this like holiday resort, which was half sebmerged by water cus of global warming? and we were all wearing our wedding clothes, and fighting? i had this argument with my uncles wife about my underwear?? she said it wasnt weddingey, and i said omg you never happy. and she was shouting in french. then i like run off in tears, and omer is like "2 pregnant people should not be left alone" and everyone fighting about something, and my uncles wife is chasing me and then i wake up as omer sticks his elbow in my face.

i was like right....

today omer taking me to see a movie, and i really really excited cus we not been for ages, and i hope theres tiolets nearby, and we can have popcorn and butter.

incident in the tiolets

so today i was sick once. which is becoming the norm.
so i with the dysons* all day wich was fun, and we go tescos, and then to the loo's..
and while i was in there, Mary asked over the wall

"sarah, what you doing?"

"i'm on the internet chatting"

"really?"

"no, im peeing..you?"

Crackers..

feel like eating and munching on crackers... those jacob cream crackers.. and baked beans with chips!

im a weetabix

latly i have been feeling a mixture of emotions aswell as Anger. ahem..
most people are like aww congrats Hug, what u want as gift. now these are the things to stay to me.
other people are saying "thats no excuse to be ill" or "just beacuse ur pregnant dosent mean other people have to be nice" or " stop pretending you not got a bump yet" now if u say these things i will show ANGER. now beacuse one of those persons was a family member i was nice. but when a saucepan falls on his head i wont feel sorry.

otherwise wedding plans still happening. FUN. NOT. dont think i can deal with it anymore, want it to be the wedding day already!

stupid cake stuff!

ok so we getting married (registered) in 17 days, and the cake lady is showing me attitude cus i forgot the appointment, and being sick is not a valid excuse aperently. then i went to the hair lady and she told me i was ugly cus i was not wearing make up. comon i been sick this morning! give me a break! so i just start crying and she is like oh tut tut. i going to do something evil like give birth in her shop to show her! mwa ha ha or teach the kid to scream whenever we see her mwa ha ha..

things i cant eat anymore

spring oniouns
chocolate
yogurt
cream chease or fromage fraie or cottage chease
pringles
tea
curry's
fish - even tuna sandwiches!
strawberries
blueberries
ketchup
fried eggs
pancakes

Curious George

ok curious george is the best the cutest film ever!
today i had 2 really good meals, and didn't feel sick!! so i had weetabix with fresh strawberry and blueberries with milk and double cream YUM then at lunch i had baked potato with fromage frias and chopped spring onioun, with crinkly cabbage and grated chease. YUM YUM
was the best!!

also on another note, this morning i was reminded why not to eat a entire tin of baked beans...

Mothercare

Saw a pushchair in mothercare for 400 pounds! crazy man. I could buy a really really old car with that. The have the most comftable maternity wear though, i felt like i was wearing a cloud or cotten or something nice and soft..
Had more strawberries today. Also had craving for baked beans on toast, I had 3 slices. Was beutiful, just never really appriated it before. Think I going loony.
I watched Dr Who - Doomsday, and was crying, cant belive Rose gone. :'(
Think I ganna go watch Curious George again.

Did not go to church today.

yup.. i did not go to church today. felt kinda weird. but since everyone seems to be gossiping about my good news, and i got morning sickness, i think i allowed on sunday off.
didnt, do much today, ate, went to the shops, and watched the match.. ITALY WON!! i was so surprised, thought france would.
I support argentina, so it not really matter who won, but i think what that italian guy said to Zidane was out of order.
I got my strawberries today, and that is all i ate today, feel like another box though..

Strawberries

so today i told my mum, i think she took it quite well.

met my urdu/cooking teacher today, and she preggers too! 6 months though, she really supportive, and think will be a good friend.
she made lamb and potato curry it was yum yum yummy and freash roti mmm :)
then went to babysit my friend, and watched mrs doubtfire, and zathura.

STRAWBERRIES STRAWBERRIES I NEED STRAWBERRIES NOW!!!!!! ergh, cant get them out of my mind... with cream...or with suger on top..all heaped up.. wish i was born in a strawberry field..

Its been a week!

so its been a week of listening to me ramble on..

Today it was nice, meaning not hot. but grey clouds looming over my head, which ment rain. and i went to town in a T-shirt, taking a risk yup. met my hubby up, now we were supposed to go shopping for me (late birthday gift) but instead i bought my hub a suit of great exspense, but he does look dashing in it so i guess its ok.
I did go and try on some jeans (as mine dont fit) and i couldnt find a pair that fit in the right place, does that make sense?

also today, i found out i 6 weeks preggers, and the babe due in march the 5th.

Munchies

went to the docs today, after she called me in, waited 2 hours and then found out there was a typing error made and i didnt need to be in. what a waste. after that i went to tescos and stocked up on green things and fruit. then i was just shlomped out, just needed to sleep, got on the bus and said "a pound to tescos" the driver was like "er you here already" duh i feel like a womble today.

i had bad attack of the munchies at about 2, i went for a walk and took a tupe of pringles and some fruit juice with me, half-way down the road the pringles tube was half full, or half empty. so i tried to stop but i couldn't.. at the end of the road there was 10 pringles left.

everybody seems to be in a mood, and snapping. maybe its the heat, or its cus its a thursday. and when they snap i just start crying. stupid hormouns.

Dreams

Had a really strange dream, I was in london, in my pjarmas? and heavly pregnant, and I was searching for mothercare so I could buy some sutible clothes, but all I found was marks and spencers and a dodgy kebab shop. So I pick m&s and there a shit load of steep stairs going up, like 7 floors, and no lifts? I was like omg how am I ganna do this.. and everyone was pushing me to get through and I felt like I was going to fall....and no one is helping me? so I yelling out "if I die my baby will die too and I will haunt you" and everyone is like "so what?" and I finaly get to m&s and theres these beds and i get in and fall asleep. It was the best sleep I have had in a dream while sleeping.

happy birthday to me

today is my birthday!!
wooooheeeoo!!...

when i woke up i didnt even remember it was my birthday, i just saw my hubby's smiley face looking at me, and then i knew.
i really do have the best husband.

so today i spent 20 min looking at my stomach wondering if it is really there, staring so hard that im sure i saw my tummy move.....wait that was proberly me breathing.

i have the best husband in the world!

he really is the best, so supportive, understanding and always funny.

anyway on another note, found this on the net,

God showed ... a little thing the size of a hazelnut in the palm of my hand; and it was as round as a ball. I looked on it with the eye of my understanding and thought what may this be? And I was answered thus: It is all that is made. I marveled how it could last ;for I thought it might disappear altogether it was so little. And I was answered in my understanding It will last forever for God loves it and so everything that has being has the love of God...from A Revelation of Love by Julian of Norwich.

and this one too:

A man madly in love with his beloved went to knock at her door. Through the closed door, she asked:'Who is there?'
He answered:'It's me!'
She said: 'There is no room for both you and me in the same house.'

Upon hearing this, the man left and went to the desert where he spent his time in meditation. Some years later, he came back and knocked at her door again. The voice of his beloved asked: 'Who is there?'
He answered: 'It is yourself!'

And the door opened.

From Muhyi al-Din Ibn 'Arabi (1165-1240)

Things my mom forgot to tell me

10am:

when i was a teen, my mum repetedly had the conversation of not having kids at young age as this would ruin my life.

what she should have said is, that when you are pregnant you get killing stomach cramps that wake you in the night, you feel sick, needing to pee every 5 min, lightheaded, dizzy and constipated.
and there is nothing you can do about it! no painkillers allowed!!

there is one small bonus. free dental care.

******
5pm:

i feel very deepressed today. feel like crying. cant sleep beacuse i worry and then feel sick.

******
now:

had a talk with my hub, feel bit better. tommoro is my birthday, but it not feel like it. feels like i have aged alot in these past few days.
worked out today that the babe is due in April. also relised that i will be pregnant in winter, and people might mistake me for a snowman.

always need to pee!

last night i woke up at 1am (after nodding off at 10) and i needed to pee so bad, and guess what someone was in the tiolet. and taking time! then i couldnt sleep as i was panicing of future pains and birth. so i put tv on, but nothing on. then went on net and talking to my friend for an hour before i nod off again.

this morning i have peed 4 times since waking up at 8 to watch cartoons and pee. its very frustrating. also i have the need for dandilion and burdock soda and roast beef and bannanas. also i cant stand the smell of mint toothpaste or the cleaning fluid for the loo. makes me feel nausas. (sick) (wanting to be sick) i feel weak constantly sleepy and almost like i have flu.

and its only day 2.

tv advert

was watching tv..

and this advert comes on with this guy cooking sausges, and they look really nice, and theres this song playing, with this lady singing "when will i see them again" then after a min or two it reads, "you will if you dont cook them properly".

nice innit..

Just Found Out

ok, so i just found out on thursday, took a pregnancy test cus i was feeling offish and was bored. and BAM! it cam out positive. i was like AHH! and :'( and i text my hubby, and he not reply so i was thinking OMG he has run away...so was even more tearful. he came back tho and was like "why u over reacting, just calm down", and i was like "ergh u poo".

the next day i made an appiontment at the docs, and told her everything.. she was asking if i planned it? duh i 19 why would i plan it, i not even rich and famous yet.

then she was like which birthing method do i want, and i was like AHH i have to give birth.. omg so freaky..i cant do it..i cant

so i made an appiontment with the midwife and i got a small booklet on "family planning 2002"

stupid trampoline kids

we cant sleep.
cus theres these kids bouncing continuosly on a trampoline next door.
all we can hear is:

Boing

Boing

Boing

Ouch

Boing

Boing

Boing

Ouch

Boing.

its like GO TO BED ALREADY. its 11pm where are their parents??? they locked them out?? how inconsiderate. i trying to hold myself back from slashing that 1000 pound trampoline with a big kitchen sizzors. and they talking really loudly about Nothingggggg.. ergh why why why... i want to sleep..plz make them just dissapear..

omer at work all day..Poo!

I feel like a song without the words
A man without a soul
A bird without its wings
A heart without a home
I feel like a knight without a sword
The sky without the sun
cos you are the one

I feel like a ship beneath the waves
A child that lost its way
A door without a key
A face without a name
I feel like a breath without the air
And every day's the same
since you've gone away

(omer going to work)

(lol)

(love this song)

by Daniel Beddingfield

the duck that drinks

came accross the drinking duck, a vintage toy, my grandad bought me one once, you put it next to a glass of water, and it starts drinking it!

how does he work ? - here's the science bit...the cold water in the glass from which he drinks..is colder than the room atmosphere...this causes the chemical inside (methylene chloride) to expand and rise up the glass tube to his head. His head becomes top heavy and makes the head fall forward into the cold water. Immediately the chemical contracts and falls to the bottom of the tube - he rocks and rocks and rocks and the process starts all over again.

think i might get another one of these, to show omer. :)

gumtree

found this ad in gumtree:

hi,im looking to adopt a dwarf,male or female will do,must be house trained and have their own fishing rod,i can supply you with a rock for sitting on.a good home is waiting for the right candidate,call me on07888684758

dwarf wanted - uk - Gumtastic - Gumtree users' favourite ads!

so much planning no time to be scared

so much wedding planning is going on... i guess i never really thought about what has to be done. dresses, suits, food, cake, car, honeymoon, music, order of service, photographers, etc... list goes on and on

my birthday is in : 10 days and 9 hours and 10mins.

i think everyone will forget my birthday cus of the wedding, so maybe this means i can be 19 for another year.

serial killers on the loose!

today me omer took a walk, and we got lost on the moors in kersal. so we asked for dirictions from this lady, and this guy walked up and asked if we wanted to get in his car! he was saying it no problem for him and etc.. (omg he wanted to chop us up into tiny bits!) i was draggin omer away and sayin no we had a car nearby and walking briskly far away from him.

he proberly had chopped up boddies in his living room!





i think we need to stop watching horror movies...

gross disguting nail

was so gross, today when i got on the bus i noticed a HUGE toenail clipping!! lieing on the bus floor. which means 1. there was someone cutting their toenails on the bus. 2 someone cut them and left it on their clothing and it fell off.or 3 the bus drivier was biteing them off before he had his shift.

grosssss

saving water

today i went on bbc news site, and i found this page:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/629/629/5086298.stm

its a water caculater, it caculates how much water you use in a week.

for me and omer we use approximently:

-> 392 liters a day, thats 78 buckets of water.
-> each of us uses 196 of water per day, the average person in brition uses 155 liters per day.
-> shower is 71%, running tap 21%, washing up 3%, and washing machine 4%

this page offers a way to save water when you flush:

http://www.hippo-the-watersaver.co.uk

butterfly curry

yesterday it was HOT.
i was feeling floped out, omer on the other hand was walking brisky along like nothing could stop him.
then i saw a butterfly, it was small and red with black, and it flutterd around us, and omer saw it and then he caught it. he wanted to give it to me, but it wasnt moving.. i thought it was dead. we felt like shit. like we was mass murderurs.
omer put it in the bag with my insoles, he say maybe it be ok. we went to doctors, and in the sitting room i held it out, and blew on it.. it twitched, and wiggled its legs, and flew, and fluttered away.

:)

the amazing bank robbery

I had a really cool dream the other night, i dreamed i was robbing a bank! not any bank, but my bank! this is how it went...

there was me and 3 other girls, and yoey, and we was black pvc suits and had cool gadgets cliped on.. so we go to the bank, at the dead of night, and the front doors are open (dunno why, seemed normal) then we got to this glass wall, where we could see a office/ desks on other side, and i am like "now what?" and this girl grace (from big brother) is like "there must be a code pannel here.." and she touches the wall and the code input thing is there, and she puts in the password, and its TIBBLES (my sister's teddy name), and grace is like "i knew it" then we in the office and we fiddling arround with papers, when the carpet moves aside and theres a ladder, so we go down, and its pitch black and in front ofus is star trek voyagers warp core. so im thinkin **how does this fit underneath the floor?** then we find this lift, and we work out that in order to open the vault one of us needs to be on different floors, and press a button at the sAme time, so me and yoey take the UP lift, and grace and zul stay there.

the lift is weird, glass doors, no strings, rainbow colored buttons, and the numbers on the pannel went from -17 to 0 to 17 so we press -17 and wooooosh! we flying up, and we going so fast that we just floatingin the middle, which was FUN. so then we at the floor, and its all posh flat style (doors with A4, and fancy lights in the hallway) and ilike (?) then my mum rings on my mobile, and she starts asking if i want something from marks and spencers or sainsburys, im like just wait in the car, then we can go cornwall, and she is like "yay".

so we find a door with a pannel, and put TIBBLES in and it opens, and thers a desk and a big red button, the red button is in a non breakable box, andhas a opening that only a child could get her hand in to.. so yoey presses it, and zul is like on the walki talki "we in!" then the bank manager stumbles out of the shower, and tries to bribe us to not steal his money with a plastic watch and a digital camra. we say no, he gets back in to bed, and wooooosh! we in the lift again, then we heap all the money in a cartoon yellow car, (no bags) and drive to marks and spencers..

really nice day

it was a warm sunny afternoon and i was walking fast, going home.. but i stopped. i dont know why, maybe it was the clinking noise behind me or the small bird that flew down next to me. but i stopped and looked at the bird, and out of the corner of my eye i could see him....i saw my grandpa, he was standing on the pavement with his walking stick, like i seen him many times when i was younger, he was smiling at me.. and i blinked, and he was gone.

maybe i was dreaming, day dreaming most proberly.
but whatever it was, it was nice, and as i walked home, i had the feeling that he was there with me.

starburst

ok heres what you do. you take 4 flavours of starburst fruit chews. you unwrap them and warm them in your hands, seperatly though. then when they are warm and squshable, squish them together, into a ball. and pop it in your mouth, a multi flavour multi color starburst fruit chew. yum

wild child

clothes and colors are really important. as it is fashion and trends we should not follow but make the fashion by being ourselves, or otherwise known as M.E.
as i support this group, today i am wearing dungarees, a pink shirt n top and a sunny straw hat.

yup

longing paintfilled dreams

had a dream last night. i was in a white room, rather plain, wood floor, high walls, and theres this piano in the corner, a grand. and i standing there thinking Ok. theres no doors aswell but it not seem to worry me, and then the piano starts to play by its self, and i start painting the walls (i dunno where the paint came from) and as i painting the music is getting louder and faster and i just painting with the music, and it seemed that the walls got biger to accomadete my need to paint. soon the walls were filled with scenes and splodges and words , theres even paint on the celing, but the floor is clean. theres people i have painted, but i dont know them, but i can see emotions in the bold dark faces. i just sit on the floor looking at them..

latest doodle

seagull

today i saw a lost looking seagull flying above tewkesbury drive. reminds me of cornwall..
yesterday me n omer went to Bradford. and it rained and rained, so much that my trainers felt like the sea and my feet a whale in it. this mornin my feet were red and sore and hurting. i hope it gets better soon. i feel like having chocolate s i ganna go and hunt for some.

"jus cus i younger than you, doesn't mean i'm stupid"

this is the line my sister yelled back at me, a month ago.

since then, i have used that to my mum. wonder if she uses it to my grandma.

hello

hello
i happy today :)
people ask why? but why do they ask? is it normal to be sad? why? i have alot of questions, more than a normal person think.
i love my mum even tho she drives me up the wall sometimes
i feel on edge and my typing is fast i dont know why. but to stop myself from endless doodles or hopping around the room i have decided to cook. like a cooking spree. my typing very fast now. i gannna make pasta and fried mushrooms. wait let me put them on.
ok so i have made fried mushrooms with pasta.
for ppl that want the recipe here it is:
1 onuion
1 box of mushrooms
half a tin of chopped tomatos
salt
pepper
pasta
garlic
ginger

ok put the pasta on. not full heat. chop up onuion, mushrooms, garlic and ginger. fry the onioun first till slighty burnt, then add mushrooms, fry till brown. then garlic and ginger. leave till it browns too. u can put all in, leave on low heat, and put the tv on for abit. then add tomatos, and stir. add herbs if u want and salt and pepper.

then eat it

yum

life thread

things are so crazy. why do they say people have threads? where are they? where is mine? if i have one it is knoted with omer. when i with him i forget everything, no worries.
my mum is moving. away. so far. why?
my dad reply to my letter! its fantastic, its amazing. i thought he wouldn't, that he wudnt care. but he did, he does, i feel like triwling around and around till i dizzy and fall. and the wind catches me and i soar.
omer is at work..he doing evening this week. its poo. i miss him more.
still no internet at home, no way to express myself. so i starting to write short stories and finishing my next bag.
i want to learn piano again. but i have no piano. i can hear the notes in my head tho, sometimes at night. just notes. in day dreams.
bird flu is in uk. near edinbrough, soon near us maybe. wonder if the news is lieing by saying us to be calm. should i stop eating chicken? but it is too delisious..
think i should go home before it starts to rain..

love has got me

Love is gonna get you baby
Someday, one day, it will be
A good love that gets me
Love is gonna get ya baby
Someday, one day, I will find
Somebody for me

- Macy gray

:)

love got me
love found me

poofed out!

its actully nice out, not cold at all. sorta warm/mild. no more snow yay.
heres a pic i took wen it was snowy.

torn up memories

been going thru all my old clothes, and my siblings old baby clothes, cutting some up for material scraps but mainly getting rid of. so many memories in these clothes. feels almost sinful to take the knife to it. mum is moving soon. cornwall. part of me wishes to go with, be part of the family again. but it cant be that way, not cus i dont want. cus she hates me for getting married.
seems odd that i grew up with one way of thinking, that i thought was mine but it was just a copy from my parents.
and yet, they want you to be independant and leave but they still think you are the baby they had 20 years ago.
it wud be cool if transporters were real. i cud press a button and see my grandma. or go back and feel my grandpa's old soft wrinkly hands..his smile..his reasuring calmness about the future..maybe cus he had lived 100 years.
omer wishes to see his family..why are families split up? why wait for the ringing saying someone u love has died.

ime, coconut, ginger

yesterday i made lime, coconut and ginger cake. it was good and i made it without a recipe! just from my head, amazin.
heres the recipe if u want to ever try it:



For the cake:


2-3 Tesco sponge mixes
150ml of water
2 eggs
2-3 teaspoons of ground ginger
packet of desicated coconut


For the icing:

1 lime
packet of icing suger
vinnila esscence
butter or other


ok, first get a mixing bowl. then put in the sponge mixes, eggs (without shell) and 150ml of water, mix it together, using beaters or a spoon.
Then add some coconut, how much you use is up to you, it depends on how coconuty you want it. i used like 4 tablespoons.
put in the ginger, how much again is up to you.
beat it again, make sure the mixture is not to runny or thick, when you move the spoon and make ripples in the mixture, the ripples should move slowly back in.
now grease the pan, either use a big flat rectangle dish like 25cm x 38cm or a round cake pan. the cake will rise to about 8-10cm. grease the pan with butter, thickly, as oil is not thick enough.

put it on on 5, and leave it there for 30-40 mins.

after the cake is golden brown take it out and leave to cool.

for the icing : wash up the mixing bowl and dry it, put in a few big heaped spoons of butter, and shake in some icing suger enough that wud go over the cake, mix together slowly till it forms a paste, squezze the lime and put the juice in, add the vanilia essence, stir it till its the right consistancy, and put it on the cake.

now wait till the icing hard and eat it!

temperature

me and omer are sick with a cold or something with likeness. so we both sniffing and lyin floped out on the bed for long periods. i keep havin weird dreams but wen i wake up i cant remember, or i wake up and i can smell keer, but there is none. :(
and my mum kept popin in my head a memory of when i was about 5, she was singing to me, the butterfly song, and it was nice.

we are born in water yet live mostly dry

had a shower! ha ha now the flowers around me will stop dieing.

in my house we have 3 adults and one hot tankful of water after every hourish. and one tankful is equal to 2 showers or one bath and a small shower. which means since i the laziest of the three i get in last. which means ushuly the water is warm going cold, and every few seconds i have to turn the cold tap slightly off, till in the end theres no more back and the water goes ice cold.

the other day tho i was the second person in and it was great, until my brother pressed the flush. then he had the nerve to come up to the bath room door and say loudly "HA HA".

i dont like showers or water that much, they allways make you feel cold and soggy and kinda drowned cat.

some facts about a fish

Male angler fish are a fraction of the size of females, but when they find a mate, they fuse themselves to her body and start using her blood supply as their own, effectively becoming one creature.

the scarf

today, i wore a scarf.

like muslims wear, i was trying it out, wearing a scarf, beacuse i am married, and from jewish background i feel need to cover my hair when i out. so i do the scarf, it was a nice colorful one not a black one, and lo n behold its so easy to wear. but i go downstairs and my mum freaks out.

i remember watching a program once called "how to wear a scarf" it was on channel four, and it had this very plain woman with a bright scarf. her first line was "i cant remember how many times, women came up to me and ask me how to tie a scarf" i was watching this thinkin, wear she from?? then she went on to say that, a scarf changes your life and makes you more attractive. then she showed us how to wear the scarf in 100 different ways. each with attrative names, like hangman or the knot necklace.

...its like why?

happy valentines!

ok today has been a weird day, i dunno much about valentines, or the history but i no that in this age its about spending money instead of love which is poo.

this tiger is for my mum (cus she likes tigers) and cus it is cute.

i am still struggling to write a letter to my new found dad, i think it would be easier if he just read this blog.

will write some more later as my back is hurtin.

love u omer x

turtle doves

i saw 2 turtle doves outside on a branch in our garden, this morning, my first thought was "what a strange pigion"

(ok, they weren't doing that ^ in the pic above)

it also was snowing, and its febuary, so odd, but it not snow for long, it would have been nice to make snowmen with omer.

yesterday i was reminded how my brother is not always a pain in the neck.
it happened when we was cleanin our room, my sis was pretending to sleep, and omer said "oh look she is sleeping" (to tease her) and i think my brother misheard, cus he said in a very sad voice "yes, alot of people are sleeping..but some of them don't wake up"

cancer

yesterday my little sis asked me "how do you know if you have cancer?"
i responded "well, you die"

then she wanted to know if i could make her chocolate pudding, so i made it and some dark chocolate coated coco pops.

soap

soap is a very weird invention and concept. when i was young a bar of soap would take forever to use, and it always got thinner in the middle, and the end was a thin small peice that no one ever used and it kinda just melts in a pool of dirty water. now it seems to take 2 months and u left with a nice oval peice that u can remold in the hot water, or stick it to another peice. maybe its ur mind that changes not the soap. my family always uses imperial leather soap, i have noticed that everyone smells of defferent soap, and if u stay will them for awhile you kinda smell like it too..and its kinda weird but also nice too..

yayyy

yay i got my first pic on here! yay for flicker! or flickr!! i dont think i ganna start puttling my pics on here tho, not after all those murdered people.

bears

took this picture in Farnham, after visting my grandparents with omer.

curry

yup its curry, me and omer made it, reuven snaped the pic tho, taken with a camra phone!

randomness

screaming inside me
no one hears
i walk down the street
but i dead inside
pain in my eyes
no one sees
tears in my heart
im so broken,
no one can fix me

dunno wot this is, it was in my mind today.

i miss september

its so cold out, its like winter is back. i feel like a trillion years old but i missed out on all the birthday presents. and no increasing age...would be kinda cool. i find myself thinking alot about time, creation the meaning of it all. i seek solice in my books, or pages of blank paper. i dont like the dark.. at night i find the childhood monsters of nightmares creeping up to me and taking hold of me.

i think my writting on here has changed.. i cant seem to write like i used to. so weird.

i miss the internet at my home. wish i had it. i miss the kids too. i wish i could get a few on loan, just to scream and run up and down the stairs like maniacs. my siblings growing up so fast now, and getting quieter.

i think it would be fun to be old, then no guy will oggle at you. and ur hair easy to dye. and u going deaf so noise dosent bother you no more. but i guess i only see one side of things.

i hate being my age and judged beacuse of it. or being White and a girl and therefore being known.

weird pee phobias

people seem to have pee phobias.
i dont know if this affects guys.
but in the girls loo i have noticed that that if a girl comes in with her friend, she will ask her friend to keep her hand under the dryer so no one will hear her pee. i think this is a waste of energy for the dryer, maybe the loos should be equiped with a loud radio station.

weird dreamy film

watched a weird film yesterday. we were supposed to see "just like heaven" and instead we walked into the wrong screen. we were halfway thru the "mirror mask" when i relised that it was the wrong movie as there was a girl walking accross a bridge with fish swimming down the street, that this had nothing to do with a romantic comedy.

i think there are 2 people kinds in life, maybe more, i not sure cus i not spend much time thinking on it yet.

one is a person who is like a spnge, they soak up everything in life, get really involved with it and get torn alot.

the other just sees things, and notices them, obervering and making choices that are most easyest to get too or most energy saving.

pink cord cargo pants

i have a pair of pink cord cargo pants. now if you know me, the real me, then you will know how i hate PINK. and i want it to DIE. i dont know why i think maybe beacuse of babies, they are pinky or the whole pink and baby blue thing. so my point is, this is really unlike me. but i was in H and M*, drinking Tesco's strawberry milk, when i relised that they matched the trousers in front of me....and i was struck by this amazing white looking light that wearing them would be like wearing strawberry milk. now if the pink cord cargo pants also smelt of strawberry milk then this would be SUPERIFICLY AMAZING. but sadly the public (most of the world) probley does not want this so they aint in the shops for me.

most of the time it feels as if i have a typewritter in my head, and i am just tping another's words down. does this make sense? ...i guess not.

aint it funny how wen u going past a building, if it reads SHOP u instantly pick up on it.

why is english the way it is? why is blue color called blue? why not something else? english is so limiting in words... i need more to express myself.

i feel very trapped most of the times, sometimes in life, but mostly in me. my body is not strong, weak in muscles, i cant do the most simplist things, like turning a key or switching off a tap. it scares me. that maybe i will get locked in or be in the bath and cant turn off the tap, stand struggling at the door. i feel for old people or people that are disabled. u are just as strong in your mind but your walls trap you.

i wonder what it is like to be a child, that is blind and deaf, all they can do is feel. but how do they know right or wrong? or have the concept of g-d? it must be so scary. but i think also calming, as they dont experince the harsh world that seems to be all about advitisments with sex in it.

i love materials as much as i love words. the different colors, patterns, the feel of different fabrics. i love how a woolen jumper gets softer as you wear it, but one wash makes it firm and dry against your skin.

* H and M is a very strange shop. nearly nothing in there is wearable for outside, or infront of people.

milky moo

i saw people eating off the floor in the food court today. people are so hungry and cant stand the rain so they are like desperate people. it is really stuppid that the only quick eating food place is burger king and pizza hut and greggs, but greggs has no tables, why? where are we supposed to eat?? its crazy. and why there no original places for food or drink? its only starbucks and nero. i neeeeeed something different.

kittens are seemingly hard to find too.

suitcases

suitcases are very odd, but it seems that people are reasured by them. if u call out a plumber ot a computer fixer, you expect them to come with a bag, or a box and a spanner or something to that like. if they dont come with one then you asume they are no good. which leads me to wonder if they just have a bag packed with useless tools and bits and bobs and they leave it by the door, and this is what they just take with them, to make everything look good.

the 192 bus

he 192 bus, has alot of weird people on it. this maybe beacuse of the area it goes thru and too. or beacuse all the weird people just like this bus. i think its the people that chose the bus.

the exploration of breakfast

before i met omer i never ate breakfast. i dont know why, maybe the sudden awkeing by my alarm clock made me feel sick, or the stress from worries at home. now i eat breakfast with my husband every morning. its amazing how this tiny meal stops u snacking thru the day. which basicly means that my mother was right in saying so.
i am finding it easyer to be neat, clean and tidy, and keep the curtains open in the day time, to get rid of the mold, than before, perhaps beacuse someone else is in my space or maybe i am growing up.
growing up is as not scary now, as it used to be.

this weeks thoughts.

I woke up at 12pm the other morning (mighta been yesterday), reverting back to my lazy teenhood i guess :), i love it when the light comes thru the curtain, its so bright and almost painfully white. but theres something that attracts me to it. i missed writting on here, i not miss the net as much as i thought, but being able to writting my thoughts down i missed. i had to search thru endless boxes to find some paper and a pen that worked, but as soon as i did, i felt better. i find that if i dont talk for awhile, i dont feel like talking ever again, talking seems to be a useless use of energy, i love to float away in my mind, in layers and layers of day dreams, and where silence and observing is preserved. sometimes i dont know what i am saying, things seem to make more sence in my head, but muddled on paper.

my mum is sad inside, i feel her pain, i feel like shit beacuse i caused it. sometimes i feel so much that i just want to die, or slip in to that inbetween place of life and death.

i dont feel any different after marrige, but i can say that basicly when you are grown up, life becomes full of worries and STUFF. you either want stuff, or have stuff, or fight over stuff.
shopping is easyer when its only 2 people, but u cant really get kiddy stuff for ureself and say its just for the kids.

it is very cold out, and what is very weird is that the weather is very different from one part of manchester to another. yesterday night tho it was so cold i did not feel anything anymore, not coldness or my fingers.

my mind is always filled with thoughts latly, i wait for contact from my grandma, i dont know why, but i feel i sinned in some way. her voice on the phone when my mum told her, was just chilling, i never heard her sound like that. she asked who was i, as if she not have a grand daughter. i felt lost.

i dont feel very lost at the moment tho, i have my husband who cares for me, my family who love me, and g-d's warmth surrounding protecting love.

i can only blog one or twice a week now, this kinda sucks. so i taking notes in a notebook.

see you next week i guess, whoever is listening, love and blessings :)

custurd, trifles, chocolate potofroles, eclairs, scones, strawberry jam

it dosent feel like christmas. life feels different. different but nicer :), one thing is i cant stop smiling. but if i dont see him in the day then i feel depressed and like crying. it sucks being full of hourmones. my mum has decided that since her son in law (i think she likes saying this, cus she say it so much) enjoys cricket, that we should get tv with cricket on it. which is a shock, cus when i wanted cartoons it was a firm no. the kids so excited at having tv and being able to watch like "normal kids" right now reuven is curled up next to it....has x-mas turned only in to material? i think most people celerbrate x-mas cus it is a day with gifts. something to look fwd to, a family day, and u get time off from work. i think that this sad, that the religous holiday has lost its real flavour....i remember celerbrating chunnaka with my family, the lighting of the candles to playing of dredial. and gifts were small and not important. i miss that time. those memories....today i moved our x-mas tree from our computer table to the living room, now the smart thing to do would be to have taken off all the decorations and the lights. when we finialy got it in to the living room there was decorations all over the floor and the lights tangled up in the phone line. this is family i guess, but i wouldnt swap my family for a zillion pounds...i am hungry :( chease and crackers i guess :) i feel like wallece and gromit..cheaseeee..maybe some hot chocolate too yum.. how come that in PG tips tea bags u used to be givin a free toy but now they dont do that anymore?? sucks.

the most stressful but also the happiest week of my life

this week has been amazing but so tiring...

i got married on sunday!

yup :) me :)

was a awful shock to my mum who was spechless for days. my grandma was like a china cup. and my friends were like WHAT?.... lol thats me i guess :)

so this week i have been packing my stuff (preparing to leave home), and being with the family and omer, to get the family well aquaented (friendly with each other) and with friends

my grandpa les

i remember a few things.. being in a orange boat, with my grandpa les and alec and nana, the boat was so orange.. and alec was so tall..like a mountain. And i remember les lifting me up and riding on his shoulders.
and onece..i was trying to look out of a window and i couldnt see, there was a towel rack on the radeator, and les got me a chair and helped me up so i could look out.
he used to made me things, like a box for my rocks, or give me jobs to do in the garden.
he could make any garden a beutiful eden.
he liked cricket, i remember watching cricket on tv with him. and being bored to death. lol

over the rainbow - eve cassidy

the funrel was.. awful.felt so broken. hearing people cry and fall apart in heart around me. tears fell easy like raindrops, and all i could think about was how i wanted to stand up and talk about how i remember him.

stillness

my grandfather les, passed away today.

i dont know what else to write.

weird world we live in

most mornings when i wake up, i feel sad wen i look outside, beacuse its like we all live in a world of concreate. its all stone and grey cold stone. roads and roads lots of cars fill the roads like beatles or ants. and all the people are sad and deppressed looking. i miss the grass and mud and trees and fields, forests, woods, the ground covered in ferns. i wonder if anyone else misses it too.

feels like 1am but its only 9pm

why do people change? but the people u live with stay the same?
why are some people just so uncaring and cold?
why does is snow n one part of manchester but not another?
why are we consumed by wanting stuff?

curls!

had a strange dream yesterday, after watching millions.
i dreamet i had lots of money and i stuff it in to this underground coal shed thing, and i had this long black victorian dress thing on, uno corset and petticoats ans stuff. and long dirty blonde hair. curls! weird. and so i stuff the money in and then i in this black famly car with this guy and these kids (not mine) but he like cant see me, like i dead or something, and then we go to mc donalds and we spend 91pounds! and then we go and we get to this huggge house with trees on each side and his kid cryin cus ther mum died awhile back, and theres these pears and i keep nicking them cus they just taste so damn nice.

then last night (after i was attacked by the chicken) i dreamet i was buying a tall larder fridge, cus our old one was too small, and it was so big we cud fit in it. and i dreamet that i went to get a drink of choco milk in the morning, and i found a dead guy in it! then i woke up. scary.

the pure white stuff...no..not snow

do u ever feel like pure joy? i been feeling like that latly. its pretty cool, but most people dont understand it, beacuse they worry too much.

frustrated me...

STILL NO SNOW!!!!!!! THE WEATHER PEOPLE ****ING LIE! LIE! LIE!

*cries*

no more showers :(

our shower is broken. this sucks major. cus i hate baths. they take too long and theres all this time u have to spend in the bath or u are not "legaly" clean (my mum say). and so i end up sittin and getting bored. plus having a bath is like being in chicken soup. just without the vegtables and the fire underneath. pooo..

my home is like a pile of unsecure plates.

everyone in my family is tense. except my sister who is alwats bouncy, happy and just like a bucket of sunflowers with a high pitched squeekyness.

maybe it is beacuse it is winter, or near chrstmas. or beacuse some dude has upset my mum. The ****. i think this is most inconsiderate of that person, beacuse they do not relise that by making my mum upset and tense, this affects the whole family. i think these ppl should be chopped up in to tiny peices and dropped in creme a la snail soup or just exciled to watching nothing but the first series of star trek.

gota calm myself.

bubbles..bubbles...bubbles..

came accross something interesting today...soap melts! it sorta bubbles and then melts..and the bubbles can cool and stay in the soap..weird..whats soap made of? i know that ages ago..in the middle ages, sometime around the time my mum was born, soap was animal fat, yuk.. how that can keep u clean i have no idea. but now adays it must be made from something else or the animal rights ppl wud be banging on imperial leathers door.

..now if money was soap think how useful that wud be, and we wud all be clean..the big bars cus be like 50pounds and u cud chop it up in to smaller..except that it cud melt away..chocolate wud be a cool currency..yummy..but meltable too..

i dunno why we use money. and why is it paper and metal. paper is not waterproof or fireproof. now if we all had like a disc thing, and that was like conected to our bank accounts, and we cud swipe it in all shops and on the bus that wud be cool and so much time saving. or we cud just stare at ppl and transfers of 1000 pounds cud go thru.. i dunno wot i thinkin here..

money

Money's just a thing.

And things change.

One minute something's there and you can cuddle up to it.

The next minute it's gone.

Like a Malteser.